The family gathers at Haley’s boss country house for some wine tasting.
Jay sneaks Stella in, Claire attempts to get rid of Phil’s bear slippers, Cam and Phil rehearse for a dance audition and Mitch and Gloria go to Oprah’s party. Oh, and Haley has one rule, do not touch the tiara!
Tropes:
- Bad Liar: Everyone, except Haley.
- Dancing Is Serious Business: For Phil and Cam, getting to dance on Tuesday would be life-changing.
- Don't Touch It, You Idiot!: Everyone winds up touching the tiara that Haley specifically told them not to touch.
- Entertainingly Wrong: Manny buys into the explanation that a moose is responsible for everything.
- Heel–Face Turn: Ronaldo and Gloria after about a minute.
- Manipulative Bastard: Haley tricks the family into touching the tiara by telling them NOT to touch it.
- Mistaken Nationality: Ronaldo and Gloria.