Recap / Crash Canyon

All episodes of Crash Canyon.

Season 1

• Pilot - The Wendell Family goes on a family road trip that goes horribly wrong when Norm gets distracted and drives the family straight into a 4-kilometers-deep canyon with no way out. There, they meet an entire community of people who've also been trapped there for years after crashes of their own.
• Poker Night - Norm pawns off Sheila's wedding ring in a poker game and needs to learn how to win it back before she finds out. Meanwhile, Roxy plans to take out Royce to the canyon's upcoming teen dance.
• The Out-of-Pantsers - While Norm and Sheila get away to spend the day after Valentine's Day together, while Jake and Roxy open a nightclub in their trailer, which takes business away from Nalappat's bar.
• Chillaxin' Chutney - In an attempt to prove the existence of a fabled canyon monster, Jake brings a psychedelic drug to the canyon community and gets everybody stoned.
• Sheila Could Use a Nap - Roxy enters the canyon talent competition with her surprisingly amazing singing but takes up all the attention for herself. Meanwhile, a beam of sunlight shines down into Sheila's bedroom, ruining her slumber so she makes Norm jump through hoops to fix it.
• Sid Our Savior - Sid becomes a religious figure after healing Roxy's bee stings just by touching them and Jake seizes the opportunity to profit off of the community's blind faith.
• He's the Mayor - Jake runs for mayor and opposes Sarah during the re-election and makes a bunch of false promises he can't keep just to win.
• The Big Picture - When a film truck crashes into Crash Canyon, Jake makes embarrassing movies about everybody in the middle of a famine in the canyon, caused by a mysterious thief who steals the crops from their garden.
• Moose on the Loose - A wild moose runs into Crash Canyon and destroys everything. Meanwhile, Mrs. McGurk reunites with an old friend.
• Tees That Bind - Norm invests in Reginald's get-rich-quick scheme, against Sheila's wishes, in hopes to get a bunch of extra tees that way. Meanwhile, Roxy decides to get glasses, when she gets tired of cleaning her contact lenses.
• Heavyweight Vamp - After getting beaten up at school by Vaughn, Jake is disappointed in his father for not standing up to The Manderbelts for him.
• Jake's First Kiss - Jake realizes that with so few girls his age in the canyon, he doesn't have many options for his girlfriend and seeks romantic advice from Mrs. McGurk.
• Ultimate Wedding Chicken - Beverly and Reginald Manderbelt refuse to allow Norm and Sheila into their prestigious golf club, as the only members are their family. However, Jake and Pristine get child married, integrating The Wendells into The Manderbelt Family.
• Risky Monkey Business - Lippy gets fed up with Colton's disrespect and leaves him for Norm. Jake reinvents texting by strapping notes to messenger pigeons.
• Confidence Builder - After failing to escape the canyon for the umpteenth time, Norm takes a hit to his confidence. Jake and Roxy find a creature called a "rodentia corpulentus" ^note Rodent corpse. and keep it as a pet.
• Hex Marks the Spot - Roxy discovers the old diary of a guy who was trapped in the canyon back in the 1800's, with instructions in it, detailing how he escaped. Norm tricks Butch and Sly into believing a magical boulder can grant wishes for them as long as they behave.

Season 2

• Vernon Loves Carol and Cake - Sheila finally gets the chance to make a new friend, when a new bus lands in Crash Canyon, carrying the plastic mother of a child beauty pageant star and hey gay talent agent. Meanwhile, Vernon purposefully injures himself after falling in love with Carol.
• For Norm the Sell Tolls - Sheila returns to her career as a realtor by trying to sell a dollhouse she found in the junkyard.
• Trash Canyon - Norm organizes a cleanup group to collect all the trash people throw into Crash Canyon but nobody seems to care about his cause. Vernon and Roxy become the best of friends when the former becomes an insult comic.
• Station WNDL - Norm creates a local radio station for the canyon and Sheila uses it to insult the service at all the local restaurants.
• The Wrath of Vaughn - Jake gets bullied by Brandi at school and seeks help from Hiko to learn martial arts.
• A Bun in the Canyon - Sheila finds a positive pregnancy test in the trashcan and searches for the woman in the canyon who's pregnant.
• Mr. Crash Canyon - Sarah starts a beauty pageant and Roxy's plans to enter are foiled by Sheila protesting it for its alleged sexism against women and shutting it down.
• The Curse of the Monkey - Lippy spreads a monkey disease to the people of Crash Canyon and The Manderbelt Family puts everyone in quarantine before they can get themselves sick.
• Over-Flubbed - Angel blackmails Sid with a convincing doctored image of him cheating on his wife and threatens to expose him unless he teaches Brandi how to sing.
• Less Than 127 Hours (or "For the Love of God Just Die Already") - Norm gets the perfect opportunity to teach the canyon community how to be more generous to one another when a new member (Bobby Joe) drops in, via failed suicide attempt. Bobby Joe explains how he has a terminal illness that will kill him in 127 hours and the community works together to make his final days on Earth the best of his life.