Chapter 4

Tropes That Appear In This Chapter:

Destructo-Nookie: If Nathaniel and Alix are to be believed, a lot of the Louvre's art was defaced during the Fairy Grandmother attack.
Gag Penis: According to Alix, Nathaniel is very well-endowed.
Alix: You owe me at least that much after you destroyed my crotch with your giant dick!
Nathaniel: It is not giant! You're just tiny!
Making Love in All the Wrong Places:
- When Kim and Ondine were at the pool when they fell under Fairy Grandmother's spell. When they came too, they were both underwater.
  Kim: We almost drowned!
  Alix: I can't decide if that's awesome or incredibly lame.
- Nathaniel and Alix were in the Louvre when they were under Fairy Grandmother's gas.
  Alix: Nathaniel and I were hanging out at the Louvre when the gas hit. Let's just say a certain Vermeer was not the same afterward.