Molly: I mean, really, anyone could've stolen the steak. (to Cole) Except you, obviously. You're bad at being bad.
Cole: Hey, I am just as capable of being a bad boy as anyone in this room.
Molly: Prove it.
Cole: Okay. (knocks over a pepper shaker on the table) Darn it! (picks up pepper shaker and sets it right) I can't do it.
Molly: No one thought you could, buddy.
Cole: Hey, I am just as capable of being a bad boy as anyone in this room.
Molly: Prove it.
Cole: Okay. (knocks over a pepper shaker on the table) Darn it! (picks up pepper shaker and sets it right) I can't do it.
Molly: No one thought you could, buddy.
—Central Park, Season 3 "A Matter of Life and Boeuf"
Roderick: But...how did you know Chip himself wasn't the phantom?
Velma: Because Chip can't do anything! The phantom could scale walls, do acrobatics, and seem to fly! Chip can't even act.
Velma: Because Chip can't do anything! The phantom could scale walls, do acrobatics, and seem to fly! Chip can't even act.
—What's New, Scooby-Doo?, "Lights, Camera, Mayhem!"
Kryten: Who would permit this man — this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used teabag — to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter. He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests."
