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What's in your pants belongs only to you
Your pants cover up your private parts
Your private parts belong only to you
If someone asks to see, just tell 'em no!

Piglet: "Why can't we talk to people we don't know? Are they d-dangerous?"
Christopher Robin: "Outside the Hundred Acre Wood, there are many, many people."
Pooh: "Hundreds?"
Christopher Robin: "Thousands and thousands. Most strangers are nice. But a few aren't."
Pooh: "How can we tell who's not nice?"
Christopher Robin: "We can't tell the difference between a good stranger and a bad stranger just by looking, so we should never talk to any strangers."
Don't Talk to Strangers, Pooh!

The reason you should never talk to a stranger and never *ever* take presents from a stranger and never *ever ever* go anywhere with a stranger is that it's dangerous.
Papa Bear, The Berenstain Bears, "The Berenstain Bears Learn About Strangers"

Man: "Hi there. Your parents went to get ice cream and told me to take you there."
Roys Bedoys: "I don't go anywhere with strangers. HELP!"
Roys Bedoys, "Roys Bedoys Gets Lost!"

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