"I haven't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana down my brother's pants and turned a monkey loose."
— Applejack
"I have a toast! Maybe our jobs kind of stink — and our boss is a total troll — but the casino is awesome and the city is beautiful. And this summer is seriously gonna be fun. Viva Las Pegasus!"
— Rainbow Dash
"Why waste all those cute little tricks the Wonderbolts taught you just because it’s sort of peaceful now? You went through four years at the Academy without dying. Why should you all of a sudden die in peacetime? You’re Rainbow ‘The Indestructible Iron Woman’ Dash!"
— Spike Drake
"Look, we all go way back and I owe Trixie and Starlight from the thing with the guy in the place, and I’ll never forget it."
— Pharynx
"I don't think she wanted to be saved, Spike. You can't blame yourself for what happened to her... because I don't blame you. I feared that it would be you I would have to fight one day, not her. Vengeance blackens the soul. We all walk the edge of that abyss every day. But you didn’t fall in, and I thank Faust for that." [He gets down on one knee to look Spike in the eye.] "But look at me. Twilight fell into that pit years ago. She never believed in fair play. She made her choices and I don’t think anyone, not even I, could have pulled her back. Those who seek to destroy others because of jealousy and greed only destroy themselves."
— Shining Armor
"Ah, my bread and butter: thrill-seeking rich kids with a poor grasp of statistics and probability. Not to mention more money than brains."
— Spike (quoting, and misquoting, Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango)
