"Hogan would make one final attempt at big screen stardom in 1996, although its theatrical release was very, very limited, with the astonishingly bad Santa With Muscles, a movie that rivals Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for the worst Santa themed holiday movie ever made. JESUS CHRIST, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE ANALLY VIOLATED WITH A GARDEN WEASEL OR BE GIVEN A COLONOSCOPY BY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE PAINFUL THAN EXPERIENCING THIS ABOMINATION"!!! [Note to self: increase Foy's lithium dosage - Ed]
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