Droz: (giving 30 second advice on college) Classes, nothing before 11. Beer; it's your best friend, you'll drink a lot of it. Women; you're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? (Tom: Uh, no.) Someone on your hall will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
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