"A long time ago, in a land you might remember from your dreams, the power of randomness was celebrated by all. Those with dice would roll them to shape their destinies. And the bravest few would challenge each other in games of chance...EPIC TOURNAMENTS in which their VERY LIVES WOULD HANG IN THE BALANCE!!!"
— Even's Narrator
"But that was an era of the Dice Wielders - and like all eras, it too would come to an end, fading into legend and mystery."
— Even's Narrator finishing the prologue
"Attention, Oners! I am the Queen and my dark Dice will decide your fate!"
— Even's first line
"Random rules!!!"
— Many characters
"Be grateful, child, that the Queen herself is here for your special day."
— Nanny Fortuna to Odd
"And so, Odd's destiny came to be living by the side of the Queen up in the Sixer's palace where, it was said, all dreams came true. But Even's nightmare was just beginning..."
— Even's Narrator explaining the story before the timeskip
"This war was because YOU THREE never TALKED to each other?!! You people are the WORST!!!"
— Even to the ruling triplets of Threedom
"Hah! YES. YES! Bring the dice to me, and we shall-\\"
"Hey! Shut it, Lady."
— Odd to The Queen before she betrays her
