Quotes from the Littlest Pet Shop (2012) episode "Pet Sounds."
"If I Could Talk to the Humans" Lyrics
Music by Daniel Ingram
Lyrics by Guy Toubes
Cheep-Cheep: If I could talk to the humans,
If they could hear the words I'm usin',
I would always know that they would understand.
If I could talk to the humans,
We could chat while I was groomin',
And the little things in life would be so grand.
Russell: We'd talk about philosophy and the weather,
Or just how itchy it feels inside this sweater!
Penny: I'd say, "Have you read the latest book? And by the way,
I'd rather have the dry food in my bowl today."
Zoe: We could gossip about the neighbors' naughty cat
Pepper: I could say, "Your hair is messy; put on a hat."
Cheep-Cheep: Yeah, we can help them, right?
Cheep-Cheep: If we could talk to our owners, we'd get to tell
All the things they're doing wrong are not so well.
Russell: You're about to use the salt instead of sugar!
Pepper: Wipe your nose; you've got a hanging booger.
Zoe: I know you think the guy at the door is a mailman,
But I can smell him, and it's a salesman!
Vinnie, Zoe, Pepper, Russell, Minka, Sunil, Penny: If we could talk to the humans,
If they could hear the words we're using,
Just think how much we'd laugh about all day.
If we could talk to the humans,
There'd be no more presumin'
What they think we're trying to do or feel or say.
Cheep-Cheep: I would say...
Helmet: Your mechanical wax is lovely today.
