Quotes from the Littlest Pet Shop (2012) episode "Dumb Dumbwaiter."
"If You're a Guy" Lyrics
Music by Daniel Ingram
Lyrics by Roger Eschbacher
Vinnie: If you're a guy,
You're the pet who's the best.
Say "So long" and "Goodbye"
To those feminine pests.
Sunil: If you're a guy,
You can spend all your time
In a coat and a tie
Singing lyrics to…sound…very good with the other lyrics.
Sunil: Oh, what can I say? Musical theater was never my strong suit.
Russell: If you're a guy,
You don't need any girls.
Come on and let's try
To do some manly dance twirls.
Vinnie: Ho-wah!
Russell: Oh yeah!
Sunil: (panicky muttering)
Vinnie: You can burp without fear.
Russell: You can scratch it when it itches.
Vinnie: You can wiggle your rear.
Sunil: In your stylish new trousers.
Vinnie: What?
Sunil: I tried to tell you…
Vinnie and Russell: Who needs…
Sunil: Who needs…
Vinnie and Russell: Those girls?
Sunil: Those girls?
Vinnie and Russell: They're bossy.
Sunil: So bossy!
Vinnie and Russell: And gross.
Sunil: But they smell nice!
Vinnie, Russell, and Sunil: If you're a guy,
You're the pet with the most!
