Quotes / Just Roll With It Show

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Gillion: Just learned what buying is, did it, pretty cool.

Chip: You know, what if we got people to give us money... so that they could sell stuff to other people - wait, no, so that their friends could make money and then...

Jay: And like, we get a portion of it -

Chip: - And we get a portion of it! Yeah.

Clorten: Okay, okay.

Gillion: Seems very triangular.

Jay: For instance, actually, see, I have this ration here, it's an essential ration, and it's only 10 gold this time, actually. Good deal.

Gillion: Wait what? Hold on.

Clorten: Oh wow! I'm getting a deal on this one.

Jay: And if you sell your friends these essential rations as well, they can, it's like running a business, you gotta sell the rations too, and I get 20% of every sale you make, and you get 20% of every sale your friends make, so we're all earning money.

Clorten: Makes sense.

Gillion: ...and then if we use the money to buy more rations... oh my - how has no one ever thought of this before, it's brilliant! Everyone gets paid! You've solved it, Jay!
— The crew invents pyramid schemes.

Gillion: No one will die today, but if something is to live, it must be the honor that was taken from me.

Chip: Your honor? How is this honor? How is fighting your friends honor, Gill?

"Big talk for a fellow with a small cock."
— Gillion

"I'm not a good captain, okay? I’m barely a good PERSON, but I-I’m not gonna let you down. I’m not."
— Chip

"Because my last sin is that I hate you. I. Hate. You. For waking me up every day to watch me fail over and over again, and to watch me fall and to get me back up the next day to do it again. I hate that the only time I got a real life was when you got fed up with my shit, and kicked me out of my home. And so I know what lies before me. Another failure, another disappointment. But I tell you this now, because when I fail this time I don’t want to do it anymore as the weapon you sharpened. I want to do it as Gillion Tidestrider, not just the person you made me, but the person I have become. So fail me one last time! I’m sorry I couldn’t be the chosen one you wanted. I’m not even the chosen one I wanted."
— Gillion

"I hope you can forgive yourself."
— Jay

"I know not if these words have different meanings on the oversea, but where I come from, friends do not deceive friends. Friends do not take advantage of friends and their forced ignorance."
— Gillion

"I never lied to you when it was important. I never lied to you when your life was at stake, okay? You- you stand here and call me HONORLESS?"
— Chip

"I'm going to say it one more time- for the world to hear. My name is Jay Ferin! Navigator of the Riptide Pirates! I'm going to trust my friends! We're gonna fuck shit up! I'm gonna be the best goddamn pirate you've ever seen!"
— Jay

"I pulled Jay out of there to keep her from going to war. I took you on the ship to keep you safe, and I'm not gonna put you in the middle of a war."
—Chip

"You wanna know my secret so bad, Chip? I was using you. From the beginning."
— Jay

"Just tell me what you want and I'll fight for it."
— Gillion

"What do you really want? And just say it, so I can fight for it."
— Gillion, after Jay's short-lived betrayal in episode 53.

"Gillion went down with a smile."
— Charlie, Gillion's player.

"WHEN WE GET BACK, I'M TAKING MY SWORD OUT OF YOUR TITS!"
— Gillion

"Gill, if you really wanna show respect and make a good name in this town, that guy in there? He’s bald, Gill. He doesn’t have any hair. It is a great sign of respect for you to just slap 'em right on the head when they don’t have hair."
— Chip, attempting to get Gillion to slap a bald man's shiny, shiny head.

"Marriage is a powerful curse not even I can break."
— Gillion

"My name is Gillion Tidestrider and I never wish to deal with moral gray areas ever again. But in case I do, I will just roll with it."
— Gillion

"We don't use threats of violence on this ship..."

"Yeah, we don't use threats of violence, we just do it."
— Jay and Gillion

"YOU’VE SEEN LA ALMA, BUT GET READY FOR… *pulls out guitar* …EL BASTARDO."
— Chip

"Chip's either getting killed or bitches, Jay, and this store's got no bitches!"
— Gillion