"Because my english is poor sometimes I use wrong pronunciation. And while ago, I wanted to say "I'm ready" but I said "I'm lady". I'm not lady."
"Somebody asked Mao Tse-tung 'Do you have elections in China?' and old Mao says 'Course we do - same as in England - evely morning'."
— Dave Beaton, Carry On Again Nurse
"Hey boys! How about you taking us out tonight and having a bit of flun?"
— Dolly, The Gnomes of Dulwich
