Quotes / Improbably Low I.Q.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: I heard he took an IQ test and the results came back negative.

— WWF Attitude

"I'm a proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half!)"

—liquidstar on Tumblr

Giroro: The hell is that broad's IQ? -2?
The Shag: Funny you say that, we took an IQ test on her yesterday. Her IQ was Triangle.
Susie: . . . Wow. Even Temmie scored Dodecahedron.

—Brothers in Arms 2, on Helena Fortran