It's a sad and awful story and the shorter folks won't care,
I'm a man who's simply way too big to love.
Picture her, a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair,
Picture me, a monster towering above.
I'm a man who's simply way too big to love.
Picture her, a tiny thing with tiny ribbons in her hair,
Picture me, a monster towering above.
— Jonathan Coulton, "Just as Long as Me"
How do the logistics of younote and a little elf even work....?
—Luna, We Are Our Avatars
Joe: It always seemed weird to me that Miss Mousey dated a guy who was roughly 25x larger than her.note
Anthony: Don’t knock it ’til you try it, I always say.
Joe: Dating a giant or dating someone as small as your hand?
— Tough Pigs, The Random Muppet Challenge, Round 3
It was like being taken from behind by the Eifel Tower.
— Maggie from The Cleaner (UK) to her 6'8 ex-boyfriend, main character Wicky.
