Everything about Scarlett's constant ignorance is hilarious.
Scarlett: See, Kate, in this situation, you're the Quasimodo and I'm the Esmeralda. You're the weirdo no one likes, and I'm the pretty girl who wins everyone's hearts.
Kate: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
Scarlett: Yes. You're the loner and the loser, and I'm the beautiful one who gets with the hot captain.
Scout: I think what Scar's trying to say is you have to come out of your bellower, sorta, and then everyone will accept you. Right?
Kate: I think we read different versions of that book.
Scout and Scarlett (together): Oh, I didn't read the book.
Scarlett: I want to be like Daisy Buchanan. Gorgeous, impossibly rich and sought-after-
Kate: You beautiful little fool.
Scarlett: What?
Kate:... you never read [The Great Gatsby], did you?
Scarlett (snorting): No.
Scarlett: I wish I were Anna Karenina. I love Russia. Remember that time we went on vacation to Moscow?
Anna: Do you have any idea what happened to Anna at the end?
Scarlett: Yeah, she ended up with Dmitri, right?
Anna: You're thinking of the movie Anastasia.
Scarlett: Oh.
Kate's snarking warrants a merit.
Scarlett: I thought the end of days wasn't supposed to happen until next week.
Kate: Right, let me just mark that down on my calendar. 'Sorry, Satan, I have a dentist appointment on Tuesday. We're going to have to move [the apocalypse] up.'
Kate: The next person to call me "Kitty" gets stabbed with this infected scalpel.
Dr. Miller (about how quickly Tigris could spread): I refuse to believe it. That can't be true.
Kate: You know, you should take up gardening.
Dr. Miller: What?
Kate: Maybe the plants will replace all the oxygen you're wasting.
Kate (on Penny): You know, her name fits. Two faced and worthless.
Kate: She's the type to shake her laptop to try and get the cookies out.
Kate: There's no way of changing it now. We have to beat this thing, or we'll die.
Taylor: What do you mean, we can't change the past? Of course we can!
Kate: I want you to take a long, hard look at what you just said, Jay Gatsby.
