"Put that younger kid on the shoulders of the older kid and throw a trench coat over them. Send them over to Charlie Sheen’s house with a wheelbarrow full of white landscape rocks from Home Depot. The young one will introduce 'himself' as Charlie’s new crack dealer and make Charlie sign a purchase slip before getting his regular daily order. Charlie will be so cracked out into another dimension that he won’t know that he’s really signing over the deed to the house that Denise Richards lives in to her! The house will be hers! Blehehehehe, it’s a crackhead-proof plan."
—Michael K.
, "Charlie Sheen Is Trying To Put Denise Richards And His Girls On The Curb Again"
, "Charlie Sheen Is Trying To Put Denise Richards And His Girls On The Curb Again""Your mystery basket ingredients are: a prenup, a print out of sexts between Bobby Flay and a Food Network intern, an apron that smells like chorizo, the saline from a leaky breast implant, and a tub of Fage yogurt. You have thirty minutes to prepare an argument for the judges for why you deserve money. And GO!"
—DListed, "Leprechaun Chef Bobby Flay is Still Trying to Keep His Pot of Gold Away"
, "Leprechaun Chef Bobby Flay is Still Trying to Keep His Pot of Gold Away"