"That's one fine looking barbecue pit."
(puts down display box to reveal a distorted jumble of metal, bricks, and cement)
"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!"
(puts down display box to reveal a distorted jumble of metal, bricks, and cement)
"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!"
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Mom and Pop Art"
"We repair what your husband fixed."
— Sign seen on a repairman's truck
Ed: Can I build a birdhouse with this?
Edd: Ed, where did you eviscerate that heat radiator from?
Ed: (drops radiator on floor and points to massive hole in the wall) There!
