Reporter: "This time we're talking with Demogorgon, the demon Prince of Chaos! (beat) So, are you happy with the shot they used for the cover?"
Demogorgon (left head): "They didn't use any of my favorites."
Demogorgon (right head): "You told me those were just for Facebook. Bastard."
"Son, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."
—Albert Marconi, John Dies at the End