Quotes / Creepy Stalker Van

Diego, think of every story you've ever heard involving the phrase "unmarked white van." Were any of them happy things you'd want to be part of?

—Questden quest A Conspiracy of Wasps chapter 4

Malory: I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van...
Lana: How could they with this illegal-ass window tint? Dude, this van's like rolling probable cause.
Malory: So all ashore from the S.S. Date Rape!

— Archer