"If you're supposed to be the superior race of the Universe, why don't you try climbing after us?"
— The Doctor, Doctor Who, "Destiny of the Daleks"
Tower of Terror: A Dalek and a Rutan do battle in a skyscraper, but the fight is declared a draw because it takes them forever to climb the stairs.
— TrekBBS: "Doctor Who and the Silly Spin-offs" thread.
"Well I’d say come up here and get me, but...it’s hard to walk upstairs when you’re wearing a 12-piece cast-iron skillet set."
— The Ghoul, Fallout (2024), "The Target"