"I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off."
— Ricky, Trailer Park Boys
Squidward: SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning in peace.
SpongeBob: Okay!
Squidward: [opens his wallet] Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.
SpongeBob: I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday.
SpongeBob: Okay!
Squidward: [opens his wallet] Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.
SpongeBob: I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday.
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Boating Buddies"
"Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks, bye."
—Chandragupta to Seleucus, history of the entire world, i guess
