"To Me, From Me. Because I've earned this."
— Item description for the "Present to Myself", Labyrinth of Refrain: Coven of Dusk
Marge: You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me.
Homer: What? No!
Marge: The holes were drilled for your fingers.
Homer: Well, I wanted to surprise you! I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store, could I?
Marge: You never intended for me to use that ball!
Homer: Well, if that's how you feel, I'll take it back.
Marge: You can't take not back! You had your name engraved on it!
Homer: So you'd know it's from me!
—The Simpsons, "Life on the Fast Lane"
