- Diego is in bed with a beautiful woman.Veronica: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm a good wife?Don Diego: Veronica… you are more exciting than Venus herself.Veronica: Then why doesn't my husband ever say that?Don Diego: Because he's not intelligent. He is not intuitive. He is not insightful.Don Garcia (entering the room): And he is not in Barcelona!Don Diego: Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!Don Garcia: I might say the same thing about you with my wife!
- Florinda converses with the mysterious man in black.Florinda: You know, as the Alcalde's wife, I must play many, many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private parts.
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