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* Diego is in bed with a beautiful woman.
-->'''Veronica''': Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm a good wife?
-->'''Don Diego''': Veronica… you are more exciting than Venus herself.
-->'''Veronica''': Then why doesn't my husband ever say that?
-->'''Don Diego''': Because he's not intelligent. He is not intuitive. He is not insightful.
-->'''Don Garcia''' (entering the room): And he is not in Barcelona!
-->'''Don Diego''': Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!
-->'''Don Garcia''': I might say the same thing about you with my wife!

* Florinda converses with the mysterious man in black.
-->'''Florinda''': You know, as the Alcalde's wife, I must play many, many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private parts.

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