Funny / X-Men (2019)

• X-Men #1:
  • A reminder that we are reading superhero comics from Cyclops:
    Cyclops: Be careful, they're sure to be savvy—all these apes have PhDs!
  • Behold: Gabriel Summers, Vulcan, former ruler of the Shi'ar Empire...cooking steaks. Letting the fire inside burn them. Of course, Wolverine wants his rare. So Vulcan finally relents...medium rare. Wolverine almost fights him.
  • Young Cable wants to trade Raza for one of his guns. But first he yells out to his mom — Jean — if he can have permission.
  • Hepzibah asks if Rachel has spikes on all of her clothing or if this is a special occasion. She replies, "Yes."
  • The Krakoan dishwashing method: Krakoan goo is sprayed on dishes and it converts all of the leftover food and bacteria to gases, leaving the plate clean. Corsair says he might vomit. Cyclops says that it's better than before, when Krakoa tried to make them edible plates that improved their biological systems. The goo was a compromise.
  • The sheer fact that the Summer House has rooms for all of the Summers Family...and Wolverine. His room is right next to Scott and Jean, too, just reinforcing the fact that perhaps they've become a threesome.
• X-Men #2:
  • Krakoa is suddenly moving towards another sentient island for unknown reasons...then one of those reasons is eventually made known:
    Rachel: Oh man...I...Are the islands...are they...
    Cyclops: I honestly don't want to know.
    [After vines and branches intertwine and flowers bloom]
    Cable: What. Was. That?
    Cyclops: Well, son, I think that's how all my best mistakes happened.
• X-men #3:
  • Edith mishearing things as accusations and denying them.
  • One old lady says that Emma "dresses like an s-word and has a serious p-word problem." She then tells her to wash herself.
    • Emma, Cyclops and Shaw's reactions are pretty funny, too: Emma's jaw drops and she's left in stunned silence; Cyclops looks away and remains stone-faced. Shaw is smiling and stifling a laugh.

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