Due to the show being made by the Anton Lapenko himself, a well-known comedian, funny moments are abundant.Beware of unmarked spoilers!
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Season 1
Episode One
- The web show begins with the Establishing Character Moment of Engineer: late to the train to the other town, he's running on the bridge towards the departing train... While futilely screaming for the train staff to pull the emergency brake and trying stop the train. He fails. One intro later, he's wondering whether their schedule is "wrong". He comes to conclusion that it must have the wrong time zone.
- A second train arrives moments later, with Engineer hurriedly coming to the door while musing how he's definitely not going to miss it. At the very entrance, he stops for a moment to say goodbye to cameraman/audience. The moment he tries to enter, the doors close on him as he silently calls the train to wait. After the train departs, Engineer blames the cameraman for the issue and tells them to get off his back. He then decided to stand exactly where the door would come to. Surprisingly, he succeeds this time.
- As Engineer walks through the train to find a good seat, the camera shifts to filming the Crimson Phantomas. Rosa Robot immediately engages in a Motor Mouth, full of slang and "you know, blin! " Catchphrase tale about how they were invited to the rock festival , where a huge crowd is gonna be attending. Roza says their performance will be so good "all rockers will dissapate like a rotting acid after radioactive rain". Shershnyaga,the silent of the duo, can only nod in agreement while looking stunned.
- The duo decide to engage in a high-five... But Shershen's fist is so full of metal decorations it, according to Roza, almost broke his muscles.
- As Crimson Phantomas finishes their story, the train passes a station where Journalist is standing. After referencing a classic song from "Operation Y", he begins an iver-the-top, Large Ham story about the gang known as Iron Sleeves robbing the passangers of trains. He then begins the program. Not only is it ridiculously named " Mystery of the Hole", but it's intro sequence has the Saturn appear on the screen, horses gallop on it's rings and hen the camera zooms into one of the horses' eye to reveal the Eye of Illuminati.
- After the intro, the Journalist begins explaining more about the notorious gang, complete with the big board with all info on them. When being founded in the 80s of twentieth century, the gang consisted of two members. Now, eight years later, it consists of... five.
- The episode introduces a season-wide running gag of Aviasales ads integrated into the key moments of the plot. In this case, Journalist presents it as a way to travel to other places while avoiding the gang. He backs up the reliability of the program as the one "made by the orders for Stalin, certified by Brezhnev and justified by Hrushev."
- Just as he's about to tell more advantages of Aviasales, the Journalist hears a loud knock on the door. Immediately jumping to conclusion that the gang found him, he screams "Polundra! "... and promptly jumps out of the window with PC in hand.
- After a heartwarming moment of Engineer enjoying a ride on the train, we cut to the Drop Dead Or Die host, who jumps into the picture shouting the program's name. He then announces the premise of today's episode: what should you do if you got bitten by a snake... while being in the middle of old tundra forest.
- After the intro, the Host explains it's very easy to meet the snake. He then tries to say "snake descendants" and fails may times before rolling with the wrong pronunciation. He then tells the viewer there is only one medicine than can help from it... And it's name consists of long unpronounceable name followed by Forte.
- As the Host tries to tell more about the medicine, he somehow loses the cameraman and tries looking for him with confused expression, before turning around and continuing as if nothing happened after spotting the camera. He then reveals that the reason "something Forte" can cure poison and why it's being used - the company producing it is their sponsor.
- As the host begins searching for a snake to bite him so he can test the medicine, he comes across some "snake feces". Not only can the host devise that the snake is near because it's still warm, but also that the snake in question is none other than "Furry Tundra Afozia. " Once again, this is about finding a snake... In a Russian forest... The snake that somehow has fur...
- We cut to the rock concert in progress, where Crimson Phantomas are participating. A moment of Toilet Humor occurs as Roza is peeing on a tree with the sign directing to the toilet. As he finishes and camera pans out, it's revealed that the tree was actually right besides the said toilet. Roza can't help but muse about peeing in a wrong place... again.
- Roza then enters the tent given to their band and thanks the organizators for treating them well. They have given the band multiple bottles of cognac, jars of cognac, three BIG jars of cognac, multiple cans, boxes of candy which Rosa liquifies in a glass into a pure cognac using his finger, apples made of cognac, one of which Roza squeezes so hard he can drink it. This ends with Roza noticing sandwiches... also somehow made of cognac and wonders why exactly would the producers make them, as Roza was joking when he ordered them. He decides he doesn't want to even touch them.
- Returning to Engineer on his train ride, we get introduced to the eponymous Iron Sleeves gang. Apparently, they carry around the synthesizer to play their theme tune. Also, one of them is always listening to someone on the phone.
- After the gang's leader greets the Engineer, the female member of the gang enters, shows off her naked chest and leaves. As Engineer sits there stunned, the leader asks him to pay now that he has seen "the cartoon". Engineer retaliates he didn't see anything as he "wasn't even looking" cause his eyes were semi-closed.
- Slightly baffled by Engineer, the leader repeats his threat. Engineer promptly attempts to bribe the gang with food, claiming he's empty and especially addresses the fact the woman they have might need it.
- After Engineer refuses to give money, he's beaten up and thrown out of the train. What worries him more is not the fact he's gonna be late or that he's beaten up, but that his thermos is taken. He then curses the gang so that the train their on would derail. The situation and the curse would be serious... if it all wasn't spoken in Engineer's shy and stuttering voice.
- The Journalist returns, having trailed the gang off, dodged multiple remotely controlled bullets and the entire pack of vicious poisonous dogs. After all these shenanigans, he somehow ended up at the main data storage of the gang's activity, which could be used as evidence against them. The luck of this man is incomparable.
- After opening the storage locker, the Journalist triumphantly pulls out the main evidence of the gang's terrible activity - an electronic box with Alice AI, which Journalist hammily reveals is actually a previous lover of the gang leader who wronged him by loaning money for a new car and not giving it back in time. He then asks Alice whether she's inside the box. The AI gives a usual prepared response for that situation, but in this context confirms the theory.
- We return to the Host, who seems to be on the trail of the snake and what's to use a critical attack on it to make it poison him. After he finds the snake (which turns out to be male and not furry at all) and it bites him, he presents the results of the bite and reaches into his pocket to take out the medicine... only to pull out the wrong one. He reaches in again to find the wrong medicines and promptly remembers he left the right one in the car, meaning he has to run back poisoned.
Episode Two
Episode Three
Episode Four
Episode Five
Season 2
Episode One
Episode Two
Episode Three
Episode Four
Episode Five
Episode Six
Episode Seven
Episode Eight
Season 3
Episode One
Episode Two
Episode Three
Episode Four
Episode Five
Episode Six
Episode Seven
Episode Eight
Christmas Special
