Funny / Wishbone S 1 E 16 A Tale Of Two Sitters

• Emily and Tina have their crowning moment when left alone with Wishbone.
  Emily: We get Wishbone.
  Tina: Yeah!
  Wishbone: This could be dangerous.
  Emily: Let's make Wishbone pretty!
  Wishbone: Excuse me, I am not a poodle, I do not wish to be "pretty"!
  Tina: Let's put a bow on his head!
  Emily: Yeah!
  Wishbone: Oh no! (Leaves)
• Charles/Wishbone acting offended in court when he's described as a "fat cat".
  Charles/Wishbone: Excuse me, but do I look like a "fat cat"?