History Funny / UrinatingTree

** [[Funny/UrinatingTreeThisWeekInSportsballNFL2 NFL (2020-22)]]

[[AC:Wow the Golden Knights are going to be bad]]'''\\

'''Headlines''': '''L[-AS-] V[-EGAS IS A TERRIBLE PLACE FOR AN-] NHL [-TEAM-]'''\\
'''W[-OW THE-] G[-OLDEN-] K[-NIGHTS ARE GOING TO BE BAD-]'''\\

''[RecordNeedleScratch, as a headline stating '''G[-OLDEN-] K[-NIGHTS ROLL INTO MIDSEASON BREAK WITH WIN OVER-] R[-ANGERS-]''' and Vegas's standings (29-10-2) appear.]''\\

'''Perna:''' It's the best part! [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the best part!]]\\
'''[=FivePoints=] Vids:''' Can someone clip that? I want that on repeat!\\
'''[[WebVideo/TomGrossiComedy Tom Grossi]]:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Ten out of ten.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Ten. Out of. Ten.]]\\

-->'''Brandon Perna:''' ''[as he cracks up]'' Nobody told you to fornicate with the Whopper!\\

'''Perna:''' It's the best part! [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the best part!]]

* Tree's video on the 1992 Ottawa Senators Expansion Draft featured the team buying a laptop with now outdated specs highlighted in bright yellow text. Specifically, the laptop was 6lbs, with a 9.5in display at 640x480 resolution, 20MB storage, a 20MHz processor, a 1.44MB floppy drive, and 644kB of RAM. Oh, did I mention the device cost around $4000?
** Said laptop was rendered useless for the draft because the team forgot to charge it. As a result, the team ended up with players that were all out of the NHL in under 3 years, going 10-70-4 in their first season (by comparison, the Tampa Bay Lightning: also a part of the expansion draft, went 23-54-7 in their first season).
* The fact that Antonio Brown's antics were so bad throughout from the 2019 to the 2020 offseason that Tree made '''4 vidoes''' lambasting him (''Two'' of which were posted in a '''2-day''' timespan).
** Even better, when [=AB=] posted his "Ain't No More Playing Games" video to prove his worth and commitment with the then-Oakland Raiders, ''Tree'' commented on it using a famous Michael Jordan quote:

'''Caption:''' '''B[-UT LITTLE DID WE KNOW WHAT-] T[-HE-] D[-ERP HAD UP THEIR SLEEVE-].'''\\

-->'''Brandon Perna:''' Nobody told you to fornicate with the Whopper!\\

'''Perna:''' It's the best part! [[CrossesTheLineTwice The best part!]]

** [[Funny/UrinatingTreeThisWeekInSportsballNFL1 NFL (2017-18; Days of Our Steelers 2018)]]
** [[Funny/UrinatingTreeThisWeekInSportsballNFL2 NFL (2019-22; Days of Our Steelers 2019)]]

** [[Funny/UrinatingTreeThisWeekInSportsballNFL2 NFL (2019-21; Days of Our Steelers 2019)]]

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://www.youtube.com/eatch?v=jl8uABLl-UE&t=31m7s an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act in a future episode, usually the next week, after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.[[note]]for those curious, Scooter's punishment ended up being an add-on to the previous week's punishment, in which he was made to purchase an erotic e-book centered around Bigfoot and read passages from it on-stream; the add-on was that he had to wear a Bigfoot costume throughout the episode. Speaking of punishments, [=FivePoints=] was forced to serve a linked punishment triggered several weeks earlier by the same donor [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTZHiwmPyLggiving&t=27m32s giving him a $341.48 Superchat]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HxhFKppSA&t=22m34s paint one of the scenes]] being read by Scooter.[[/note]]

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t-LU89zbghU an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act in a future episode, usually the next week, after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.[[note]]for those curious, Scooter's punishment ended up being an add-on to the previous week's punishment, in which he was made to purchase an erotic e-book centered around Bigfoot and read passages from it on-stream; the add-on was that he had to wear a Bigfoot costume throughout the episode. Speaking of punishments, [=FivePoints=] was forced to serve a linked punishment triggered several weeks earlier by the same donor [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTZHiwmPyLggiving&t=27m30s giving him a $341.48 Superchat]], and paint one of the scenes being read by Scooter.[[/note]]

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t-LU89zbghU an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act in a future episode, usually the next week, after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.[[note]]for those curious, Scooter's punishment ended up being an add-on to the previous week's punishment, in which he was made to purchase an erotic e-book centered around Bigfoot and read passages from it on-stream; the add-on was that he had to wear a Bigfoot costume throughout the episode. Speaking of punishments, [=FivePoints=] was forced to serve a linked punishment triggered several weeks earlier by the same donor giving him a $341.48 Superchat, and paint one of the scenes being read by Scooter.[[/note]]

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t-LU89zbghU&t=31m8s an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act in a future episode, usually the next week, after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.[[note]]for those curious, Scooter's punishment ended up being an add-on to the previous week's punishment, in which he was made to purchase an erotic e-book centered around Bigfoot and read passages from it on-stream; the add-on was that he had to wear a Bigfoot costume throughout the episode. Speaking of punishments, [=FivePoints=] was forced to serve a linked punishment triggered several weeks earlier by the same donor giving him a $341.48 Superchat, and paint one of the scenes being read by Scooter.[[/note]]

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t-LU89zbghU&t=31m8s an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://youtube.com/watch?t-LU89zbghU&t=31m8s an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://youtube.com/t-LU89zbghU?t=31m8s an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://youtube.com/t-LU89zbghU an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week, at $308.34.

-->'''Tree''': YES! ''YES! '''I'M FREE!'''''

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor behind the $500 Superchat popped up on [[https://youtube.com/t-LU89zbghU an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week.
-->'''Tree''': YES! ''YES!'' I'M FREE!

** This became HilariousInHindsight about two and a half years later, when the same donor popped up on [[https://youtube.com/t-LU89zbghU an episode]] of Clickbait Sports and ''saved'' Tree from being "punished" (read: forced to engage in an embarrassing act after making the most money that week) by donating a $420.12 Superchat to Scooter Magruder; the end-of-night count revealed Magruder would have finished with the least money of the group without that oversized donation, while Tree was the only other member to finish over ''$100'' that week.

* [[https://youtu.be/1TXoOwwrgxo The livestream for the 2020 Wild Card round game between the Steelers and the Browns]]. The Steelers are on the receiving end of a CurbStompBattle, including going down 28-0 to the Browns in just the first quarter. As the game goes on, Tree slips further and further into SanitySlippage, laying on the snark and sarcasm with ever-increasing rage. He plays the "Days of Our Steelers" theme no less than three times, and even imitates Juju Smith-Schuster's "Corvette Corvette" dance towards the end, all while berating the Steelers for a terrible performance. You can even view the full stream [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPmdGW97WrQ here]].