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The Camping Episode

• When Squidward catches SpongeBob
  Squidward: What the fuck are you doing?
  SpongeBob: Looking up porno bitch.
  Squidward: Can't look up porno you faggot, your fucking grandma's gonna find out.
  SpongeBob: Fuck her dickhead, I just fucked her last night! And also don't blame me for not having a dick for a nose and a guy who keeps saying "man" to himself. You're such a fuck, man, damn. You wanna fuck me?
  Squidward: No.
  SpongeBob: Kay. Have fun raping your dad!
  Squidward: My dad is fucking dead.
  SpongeBob: Then rape your fucking mom, man. I mean that's no problem.
• Also this roast slightly later.
  Squidward: You think I'm a faggot, don't you sponge? With your little condoms, and dicks, and your fucking toys for fucking up the ass. Well I don't give a shit! I have better things to do than listen to you blabber about people's condoms, when I could go fuck!
• When Squidward goes into his house to get a can opener:
  Squidward: After I get my fucking dick.
  SpongeBob: What do you mean you gotta get your fucking dick man?
  Squidward: I have a second dick in my house, man!
  SpongeBob: Are you a genetic freak? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Chocolate with Nuts"

• When SpongeBob greets the mailman upon popping out of the mailbox.
  SpongeBob: FUCK YOU MAILMAN!!!!
  [Mailman screams hysterically and runs away]
  SpongeBob: Okay, jerk you later!
• When SpongeBob and Patrick are looking through the magazine.
  SpongeBob: This shit is so stupid...that it's funny.
• Apparently Squidward is on his period.
  SpongeBob: Whoa man, you really need to change your fucking tampon.
  Squidward: What am I, some kind of fucking gay faggot?
  "SpongeBob': Well pretty much!
• SpongeBob really has no boundaries when it comes to interacting with the woman customers.
  Lady: Oh what can I get for you young motherfuckers?
  SpongeBob: Hey bitch, can I shove my dick inside 'ya?
  Lady: You and your fucking fatass friend, I'll fuck ya!

"Graveyard Shift"

• What SpongeBob says upon taking out the trash.
  "FOR THE HETEROSEXUALS!!!"
• When Squidward sees the walls of the Krusty Krab oozing "green skeet", his first impression is to express desire to lick it.

"Pizza Delivery"

• The customer's reaction to SpongeBob forgetting the drink is priceless.
  Customer: GO SLEEP WITH YOUR DAD, YOU BITCH!

"Opposite Day" ("The Silverstein Concert")

• Squidward is a little too much of a sex maniac today.
  SpongeBob: Dude, why the fuck are you banging the drum?"
  Squidward: [destroys drum] What drum? [Takes out toupee] This is just my pubes. HAHA, HAHA, HAHA! Come on, man! Fuck me!
  SpongeBob: You need MAJOR therapy. I'll take you to a doctor, bitch!
• Silverstein sure is a really great band.
  Squidward: Some music is dull, and boring, but Silverstein gives me a boner! WOO-HOO!

"Rapehooks"

• Patrick sings a song about bitches that await him at the "carnival".
  "I like bitches, yes I do, you don't cause you're gay!"