Funny / Trouble in Paradise

• "Tonsils! Positively tonsils!"
• Gaston is preparing for his upcoming supper with Lily, with the waiter:
  Gaston: Beginnings are always difficult.
  Waiter: Yes, Baron.
  Gaston: If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo having supper with Juliet, who might become Cleopatra, how would you start?
  Waiter: (Beat) I would start with cocktails.
  • And a little later, as Gaston continues to describe the supper he wants:
  Gaston: I want to see, um...
  Waiter: (gets it) Yes, Baron.
  Gaston: And as for you, waiter...
  Waiter: Yes, Baron?
  Gaston: I don't want to see you at all.
  Waiter: (slightly hurt Gaston needs to say this) No, Baron.