- Velasquez and the dispatcher's pre-mission banter from this episode one mission:Velasquez: Do I have a partner for this one?Dispatcher: Since when do you want a partner?Velasquez: Just to keep the drones distracted.Dispatcher: Ok. I'll get Flannery and Dickle on deck.Velasquez: Dickle?! I've got a partner named Dickle?!Dispatcher: Hope you like rookies!Velasquez: Tell the Vultures that! They'll be laughing so hard they'll fly right into each other!
- Wolstencroft at the end of Mission 16 in the first game:Lt. Col. Mammon: The Traffic Department has destroyed our Ion Supply Convoy, sir. My skids were unable to defend it.Col. Wolstencroft: Excellent, Commander, keep up the good work.Gen. Kreel: Do you always praise subordinates for failure?Col. Wolstencroft: I've run out of creative ways to execute them.
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