Funny / The Watch (2012)

• When the guys are talking about how they feel they're being watched...
  Franklin: Yeah he's probably watching us... beating the fuck out of his dick.
• And this gem:
  Evan: Shooting an alien in the head, repeatedly. You! Killed! My! Friend! You stupid Flootrock!
  Bob: I don't know if we can confirm or deny that this is Flootrock, but this guy's a goner for sure.
  • And the part where they keep shooting the guy they think it's Flootrock like half an hour after they've killed him. Excellent example of Crosses the Line Twice.
• The entire scene with guys taking pictures of the captured alien in various poses and outfits.
  • When Evan first reveals the (supposedly dead) alien:
  Evan: This intelligent, sentient being traveled untold light years to come and visit our planet.
  Franklin: And you killed it. (beat) Nice!
  (Evan and Franklin high five)
• The revelation of what the creepy neighbor is really up to.
  • When Evan realizes about the orgies in the basement, he asks Jamarcus to leave with him before a woman comes up and asks Jamarcus if she can suck on his balls. Jamarcus, deadpan, tells Evan he wants to see how this plays out.

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