The episode starts with an incredibly anticlimactic opening. As the Stars are standing on a stage and about to dance, Squidina runs in and announces that the entire season 2 budget has been spent, pulls the plug and shuts the curtains.
The family come up with new episode ideas. Cecil and Bunny suggest an "all-Cecil episode" and a "Halloween special about the horrors of dust". Squidina's predicted profit chart promptly unfolds and drops to the floor.
GrandPat steals bootleg merchandise from a kid waiting for the show to start. The Smash Cut to it is perfectly timed.
After GrandPat comes in with his stolen merch:
Squidina: GrandPat, you just figured out how to fund season two! GrandPat: Stealing from children? Squidina: No, we'll sell official Patrick Show merchandise! GrandPat: What's the difference?
Everything about the Pat the Hapless toy commercial. The toys come equipped with real battle axes and lasers, wrecking the entire living room of the kids playing with them. Then Patrick burns his eyes when playing with one.
When Squidina shows off some of Patrick's paintings, her hand is randomly a live-action puppet.
The cereal commercial:
It opens with Bunny and Cecil unconvincingly dressed like kids. Patrick announces, "Hey, adults dressed as kids because we couldn't afford more real children!"
After the glamour shot of the cereal and it being poured out, we see Patrick is eating the entire thing as it's poured.
Patrick: (mouth full) Oh, I'm sorry. (holds out handful) Did you guys want some? Bunny: Well— I mean, no, but— Patrick: (entering door) I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!
The next cereal is titled Oopsie Doodle!! Just Prizes and contains nothing but prizes. Bunny and Cecil try to eat it and end up cracking their teeth.
The Pat-Tron infomercial. Not only do we get the implication that GrandPat is about to get blasted in the butt with a laser, it ends with Quasar begging the audience to take Pat-Tron off his hands.
Patrick destroying Shmandor with his cereal box toys.
Patrick's weak apologies to being called out by his family.
Cecil: Don't you regret making your parents eat that rotten food? Patrick: A little, but it got good ratings! Cecil: Wrong! Next question! GrandPat: Don't you got anything better to do than hide bombs in my sensitive skin? Patrick: Uh, not usually!
Bunny is about to ask Patrick something but gets distracted by how dirty her game show buzzer is. She vacuums it multiple times, pressing it and shocking Patrick with electricity.
Patrick running through the wall of the house... then flying back up and saying "Cool, I won a jetpack!"
The Audience Participation sequence where the family tells you, at home to scream the name of your favorite host real loud so the characters can hear it.
Cecil: We can't hear you! LOUDER! Squidina: THAT'S THE TICKET! KEEP SCREAMING!
