- When Jehane distracts Nino di Carrera by calling out to him and describing her lust for him.
- When Rodrigo tricks Alvar into raising the stirrups on his horse... but it turns out that Alvar was forewarned about the trick by his father.
- 'Convince patients to come back to you. The dead ones seldom do.'
Funny / The Lions of Al-Rassan