- Many, many lines, like this one:Michael: (sings) C'mon forget your troubles, get happy / You better chase all you cares away... (Beat) What's more boring that a queen doing a Judy Garland impression?Donald: A queen doing a Bette Davis impression.
- Later:Mike: (as Bette Davis) I adore cheap sentiment.
- Later:
- Michael: Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I didn't go around announcing I was a faggot.
Donald: That must have been before speech replaced sign language. - Harold gets some of the best lines.Harold: (to Emory) Your lips are turning blue. You look like you've been rimming a snowman.
- Michael: Sunt! That's French, with a cedilla!
- Emory has his moments, even during his most touching stories.Emory: (sighing a mixture of pride and wistfulness) Oh, Mary, it takes a fairy to make something pretty.
- Cowboy: I lost my grip doing my chin-ups and fell on my heels and twisted my back.
Emory: You shouldn't wear heels when you do chin-ups!
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