Funny / Stuck on You

• Bob trying to load some wood, while Walt is trying to figure out a Crossword Puzzle.
  Walt: Hey, what's a 4-letter word for "snatch?"
  Bob: Grab.
  Walt: Oh! Hehe. Whoopsie! (quickly erases what he just wrote)
• Bob and Walt's meeting with Mr. Morty O'Reilly.
  Morty: I gotta tell you, Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.
  Bob: We're not Siamese. We're American.
  Walt: Uh, I think what my brother's saying is he'd prefer the term "conjoined twins."
• In the bar scene, May Fong's Stalker with a Crush co-worker demands Bob to fight him. So Bob stands up, which results in Walt standing up too, of course. The co-worker tells Walt to sit back down since it doesn't involve him. So Walt sits down, taking Bob with him. He tells Bob to get back up, and... you see where this is going.
• A flashback showing the brothers managing to outrun bullies with their combined four legs.
• The manager of the hotel having his eyelids painted like his eyes to sleep at the desk.
• Walt's first acting job is for a movie called Pavlov's Dog. Then the makeup girl tells her they got the title wrong and it's really a porno called Pavlov's Dong, and it turns out that their role in the movie is to be bizarre, underwear-clad figures in a nightmare to signify that a scene is All Just a Dream.
• Walt pretending to be a giant teddy bear in bed while May is coming over.
• The first review for Cher and Walt's show praises Walt's performance and Bob's script while insulting the director and Cher (both of whom are there to hear it). Then when Cher goes out to answer an autograph the fans only want Walt and boo her.
• The video technicians making Cher's butt look bigger and then her seeing it in the screen, thinking it's real and being confused.
• Morty advising that they deny being conjoined twins once it comes out.
• Cher is feeling guilty about using Walt, who has no idea what she's talking about and says she should get a humanitarian award for all she's done. Cher starts to explain the truth, then pauses and hopefully asks if she's actually been nominated for such an award.