Funny / Smiley Face

• Jane visits her former college Professor's house, where she is served nachos by his wife. She notices a painting of an ear of corn hanging in the living room. This is her internal monologue:
  That is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I love lasagna. It's so good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying "I love lasagna". That would be so fucking inside. Or how 'bout a photo of President Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like "Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle?" And I'd be like "Because I like lasagna, of course".

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