- Tony's vulgar way of calling out Elvira on her Ice Queen tendencies during their dance together. Keep in mind, he's just met this woman.Tony: Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
- Equally funny is Elvira's response:
Elvira: Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay? - The scene after Tony kills Lopez and Mel. Ernie is sweating pretty much waiting for his turn to die, they were just leaving much to his relief. Until Manny tells Tony he forgot Ernie. Cue Dramatic Music.Tony: (pausing for dramatic effect) Wanna job, Ernie?
- Followed shortly thereafter by Ernie taking a big swig from his bottle of Jack Daniel's.
- Manny hitting on a woman at the beach, as Tony and a couple of children look on in amusement. Tony advised Manny earlier not to stick his tongue out at her (implying that he'd go down on her), but he does, which ends with her slapping him for being vulgar. Ironically, it looked like she was into him until he blew his chance with his lizard act.
- After Tony's visit to Bolivia, he gets an angry dressing down from Frank Lopez for making a deal without his permission. Tony suggests that if Frank can't front the first five million, Tony would volunteer as a streetwalker charging one million per customer.
- Tony loafing around in the bath, complaining about a televised news report about the cocaine business, then managing to piss off Elvira and Manny in short order.
- "Look at the pelican fly! Come on, pelican!" note
- In the same scene, Elvira's had enough of Tony's Cluster F-Bomb tendencies: "Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?!"
- Tony trying on Elvira's hat.Tony: Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?Elvira: No.
- "He's a bum! He was a bum then, and he's a bum now!"
- The way the Skull kills Tony has led to many jokes that Sosa has to literally bring in the Terminator to get the job done.
- Tony berating Alberto's corpse after blowing his brains out.
- Alberto didn't understand English, and Tony took advantage of this. Tony says, "This fucking guy" a couple of times after talking to Alberto in Spanish. It's really for the two guys in the back seat. Tony likes to talk to whoever is in earshot. It's part of who he is.
"But you didn't listen! Well you stupid fuck! Look at you now!"
