History Funny / RetsupuraeSlowbeefAndDiabetus

* ''[[http:s//www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGFkA5zjso The Marios]]'': It seems like a pretty basic riff until the 6:52 mark - when the [=LPer=] actually ''mentions Retsupurae!''

'''Diabetus:''' '''[[GutturalGrowler WELCOME TO MY ATTEMPT TO]] ''[[ToiletHumor TAKE A SHIT]]''!'''

(''both goons can't help but chuckle'')\\

(''more voiceovers'')\\

(''after the three voices start yelling simultaneously'')\\

'''Diabetus:''' The connotation sounds different if you say it more like (''In the Bill Clinton voice: "Let's see how the Vikings rumble"'') It means something else, entirely.\\

'''Diabetus!Bill Clinton:''' Fuck you. (''slowbeef laughs'')

'''Diabetus:''' Wow, what a ''mic-drop'' ending stand!\\

** Who could forget about this gem?
--->'''Wood:''' First off, if this storyline is truly to reach epic levels... then I hope one of the lovers dies. ''(the goons crack up)''

''(the goons crack up)'' They're too mechanical.\\
'''slowbeef:''' ''(still snickering)'' Like me.\\

''(Said scenario proceeds to play without any further commentary from Wood for the rest of the review, more than half the video)''

''(cut to Tifa Lockhart in ''VideoGame/{{Ehrgeiz}}'', then the review abruptly ends)''\\

-->'''George Wood:''' ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1'' is truly perfect. If you do not get this amazing new generation of ''Franchise/DonkeyKong'' madness, ''you are stupid!'' Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth! If you're a true video game fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to buy this remarkable piece of video gaming history! ''[long pause]''\\

'''Diabetus:''' ''(Bill Clinton impression)'' I'll show you something that's [[http://xenosaga.wikia.com/wiki/Weltall Weltall]]. \\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQaplOI_Gg The Future of Video Games TODAY!]]'': TheRuleOfFirstAdopters is in full effect with this UsefulNotes/OculusRift TechDemoGame. Slowbeef speculates that the game is a trap set by the FBI.

'''[=ChipCheezum=]:''' Oh my god, do not show this man the [[Film/{{Superman}} first Superman movie!]]\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o77hfsiG2Po Fassaaddddd-backspace-backspace]]'', featuring a ''[[VideoGame/{{Facade}} Façade]]'' player who can't type to save his life, including taking ''[[{{Irony}} ten tries]]'' [[{{EpicFail}} to spell the word "stupid" right]].

-->'''Diabetus:''' So earlier you said that this game was the Genesis' answer to ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda''. I say that this video is the human answer to the Genesis.\\

'''Voiceover:''' 5 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT...\\

'''Diabetus:''' I think we've actually gone from the ''Lost Vikings'' to the inside of George Wood's head.\\

* ''[[http:s//www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVGFkA5zjso The Marios]]'': It seems like a pretty basic riff until the 6:52 mark...

'''[=TheLimePopsicle=]:''' "...if your younger sister is constantly [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with]] [[FreudianSlip yourself]]-" no-\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh99Yp4KcCk‎ Daily Vlogs! X]]'' has a {{Keet}} {{Cloudcuckoolander}} [=LPer=] who wears a fuzzy ''VideoGame/{{Mega Man|classic}}'' ([[CriticalResearchFailure classic]]) hat while playing ''VideoGame/{{Mega Man X|1}}'' on scarecam. He also clouds the video with annotations to two ''Words With Friends'' and ''VideoGame/{{Super Mario RPG}}'' episodes, along with buttons for his [[BoldInflation DAILY VLOGS]] and [+'''[[BoldInflation MAIN]]'''+] channel. Needless to say, the [=RPers=] have a lot of fun with this.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOPAMS3RkXk This Let's Play is Highly Recommended for [DATA EXPUNGED].]] The RP itself is hilarious, but the crowner is the description: Ridley in the Wiki/SCPFoundation.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hoh_c-WRNs Navgtr Reviews Contender]]'' is an uncharacteristically normal review of said game, which makes the ending all the more jarring:

'''slowbeef:''' I don't understand the developers' point of view, 'cause [[PoesLaw it's like they're making fun of people like this]], but they ''did'' make the fucking game.

''[Something on the floor is censored by the words "MY EYES!"]''\\
'''slowbeef:''' Oh, good God! ''[as the [=LPer=]]'' And this [=YouTube=] video is why I lived alone for the rest of my life.\\
'''Diabetus:''' I mean, if you're resigned to dying alone, I guess it's nice.

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXzxJjIXHik Wait for it...]]''
-->'''George Wood:''' ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1'' is truly perfect. If you do not get this amazing new generation of ''Franchise/DonkeyKong'' madness, ''you are stupid!'' Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth! If you're a true video game fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to buy this remarkable piece of video gaming history! ''[long pause]''\\
'''slowbeef:''' Now take this time to reflect on just how stupid you are!\\
'''Diabetus:''' I think that's what this footage is meant for.\\
'''slowbeef:''' If you do not buy ''Donkey Kong Country'', then your mother is a whore!\\
'''Diabetus:''' It may sound insulting, but you're a fucking idiot!\\
'''slowbeef:''' It may be insulting, but I just fucked your grandmother!\\
...\\
''(The review ends with Donkey Kong's [[http://www.dkvine.com/features/images/topsong02.jpg Game Over screen]].)''\\
'''Diabetus:''' Well this is kind of a somber way to end your video game review, isn't it?\\
'''slowbeef:''' I'm sure he wanted to put the word "IDIOT" right in the center there, but he couldn't figure out how.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwviLAkYql4 George Wood's WWE Dream Matchup]]:

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hoh_c-WRNs Navgtr Reviews Contender]]'' is, well, an uncharacteristically normal review of said game... which makes the ending all the more jarring:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHX0loqttHw George Wood likes or doesn't like Toy Story]] features piles upon piles of contradictions and weird statements, finally leading up to '''the dethroning of Donkey Kong Country'''.
-->'''George Wood:''' Bottom line, when all is said and done, Toy Story has better gameplay than either of the Donkey Kong Country games.\\
'''slowbeef & Diabetus:''' ''Wait, what? What!?''\\
'''Diabetus:''' George...\\
'''slowbeef:''' Are we sure we wanna... get the game?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GuGNGwkCvk George Wood Reviews Final Fantasy VIII]], and then leaves this bombshell that potentially explains what became of him:
-->'''George Wood:''' We'll have continued coverage of this game soon. Oh, by the way: if Square doesn't add voice-overs to ''Final Fantasy IX'', I'm committing suicide. I ''hate'' text.\\
''(The two goons stifle their laughter.)''\\
'''slowbeef:''' That's a bit of an overreaction!\\
'''Diabetus:''' Wow, what a ''mic-drop'' ending stand!\\
'''slowbeef:''' And the tragedy would be, that they ''don't'' do that, he kills himself, but then it's in ''X''!
** Who could forget about this gem?
--->'''Wood:''' First off, if this storyline is truly to reach epic levels... then I hope one of the lovers dies. ''(the goons crack up)''
** George's little tangent about the main character, Squall.
--->'''Wood:''' As you can see, the full motion video is impressive, but sometimes the characters feel dead inside.\\
''(the goons crack up)'' They're too mechanical.\\
'''slowbeef:''' ''(still snickering)'' Like me.\\
'''Wood:''' Rinoa's eyes aren't lively enough and Squall's face shows no character. He's over idealized, and the emptiness he feels inside isn't quite captured--\\
'''slowbeef:''' I really feel like you're extrapolating a lot from this.\\
'''Diabetus:''' And let me tell you more about George--I mean Squall.
** "Welcome to the overworld, home of dated ''Playstation'' graphics."
** A good portion of the review is taken up by scenes of Squall and Rinoa dancing with no commentary. At the end, slowbeef wonders if the romance between them melted Wood's icy heart and was why he threw so much shade at Squall earlier.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8LFOVGUt2g Nintendo 64 vs. PlayStation]]'':
--> '''slowbeef:''' You're not gonna come up with [[RunningGag another Clinton joke]]; just forget it. \\
'''Diabetus:''' ''(UsefulNotes/BillClinton impression)'' Look at my pants and I'll show you why they call it the [=PlayStation=]!\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv_U4OnoFkg Ultimate Comprehensive Endless Fun FF6 Walkthrough.]]'' As soon as the ''Series/GamingInTheClintonYears'' title card appears...
-->'''Diabetus:''' ''(Bill Clinton impression)'' I don't steal, I treasure hunt... for boobies.\\

* Another gem, from ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sdEed_f0y8 Xenogears]]'':
-->'''slowbeef:''' Okay, this is ''Videogame/{{Xenogears}}'', [[TemptingFate so there's no fucking way you'll have a Bill Clinton joke.]]\\

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hoh_c-WRNs Navgtr Reviews Contender]]'' is, well, an uncharacteristically normal review of said game... until the very end:

''(cut to Tifa Lockhart in VideoGame/{{Ehrgeiz}}, then the review abruptly ends)''\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-KjrGPas3Q Retsupurae Let's Play Twitch Plays Pokemon]], an amazing video of a person who took footage of ''LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon'', slapped on the [=PokeRap=] and called it a Let's Play, leaving Diabetus and slowbeef utterly confused.