Funny / Police Quest 4: Open Season

• Despite the overly long act of loosening each bullet from the hole, and having to hear the same sentence repeat over and over again, it actually does become amusing when you play around with the skip feature. The game will also mercifully skip saying anything when you bag each slug, simply follow each one procured with a DING.
  "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING! "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING! "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING! "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING! "You've loosen the slu-" DING! "You've loosen the slu-" DING! "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING! "Detective, be more specific." "You've loosen the slug from the wall." DING!
  • Also, when you turn in all the bullets to evidence, you have the option to have it put on a shelf for later, to refrigerate it, or to freeze it. What good would the later options do other than amuse you?
• The doctor's secretary is a Dumb Blonde, and even sounds like one. The narrator will even lampshade this if you try to pull a gun on her.
  Narrator: "Stupidity is not a crime."
• Dennis Walker will use the Cluster Fbomb many times if you touch his stuff or if you show him items like a chocolate bar from your inventory.
• For a good laugh do the following:
  • Give the chocolate bar to Hal
  • Give Kim Chee the femur bone
  • Give Lieutenant Block the Valium
  • Click the Chalk on Nobles at the first screen
  • Click the Valium on the food in the Lucky Mini Mart
  • Click your detective kit on the Short Stop Bartender and Nobles at the coroner's office
  • Click the spare change on Hal and Block
  • Click your badge on Linder and Chester at Parker Center
  • Click the eye icon on Emo Jones
  • Click the talk icon on the pig trophy in the detectives office
  • Give all your inventory to property.
  • Try giving the apple and chocolate bar to Emo and Herbie.
  • Click the hand icon on Emo and Herbie before and after you show them your badge
  • Click the talk icon on the Lucky Mini Mart television and canned goods
  • Click the notebook on your car in the first screen
    • and many many more.