Funny / One Hundered And One Dalmatians 1996

• Cruella
  Cruella: Do you like spots, Fredric?
  Fredric: I don't believe so, Madame. I thought we liked stripes this year.
  Cruella: What kind of sycophant are you?
  Fredric: What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
  Cruella: More good women fall to marriage than war, famine, disease and disaster. You have talent, darling. Don't squander it.
  • Cruella: Alonzo, the drawing. - Beat - Take! The drawing from Anita! And hand it to me! Is that difficult?!
    • The simple fact that she called her butler to fetch the sketch from the woman right in front of her.
  • And then there's this delightfully twisted exchange at the end of the scene:
  Cruella: It is rather amusing, isn't it?
  Anita: What is?
  Cruella: Well, if we make this coat, it'd be as if I was wearing your dog! (Anita goes from forcing a smile to looking terrified while Cruella starts to cackle like a maniac) Hahahahaha! Woof woof! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
• When Pongo is sprinting while leashed Roger's bike in tow (narrowly missing several people and cars). Eventually it culminates when Pongo breaks free of his leash and then Roger plowing his bike into a bench, sending him flying into the pond!
  Woman on Bench: I don't think he wanted to do that.
  • "I actually crashed my bike into the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head, now thanks to you [Anita] I have the complete set of bodily injuries."
• The fact that Jasper and Horace have gone through so much crap thanks to all the animals that when they see the police in the distance, they happily surrender.

  Jasper: Thank the Lord.
  Horace: We're saved.

• When Cruella and her henchmen were arrested, in the car. Even better, they all get sprayed by a skunk, who was mistaken for Cruella's bag!
  Cruella: (sarcastically) Congratulations. You just won gold, silver, and bronze in the "Morons" Olympics..!
  Horace: Who won the gold?
  Cruella: SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life has been ruined because you three incompetent twits let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of DUMB ANIMALS! (picks up her 'bag', which is actually a skunk) And you call yourselves men?! HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet! (Opens up her 'bag' to reveal a skunk's butt. Cue Oh, Crap!. Cruella screams as she is sprayed by the skunk, and they all scream, clog their noses, and try to get out of the car.)
• This dialogue:
  Roger: [The puppies] are not for sale!
  Cruella: Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?
  Roger: As a matter of fact, I have—
  Anita: No, no, what Roger means to say is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.