Funny / Off the Mark

• Pinocchio gets audited◊.
• Bashful returns from his assertiveness training seminar.
  "GET YOUR PUDGY LITTLE HINEYS OUTTA MY WAY!"
• "Hey, I TOLD you to get under the tree..."◊
• "I used to have a fear of computers, too, but then I decided to call this little thing a 'tadpole'..."
• "I didn't know sharks flossed..."◊
• "Maybe we're out of touch with our customers..."◊
• A scientist◊ dresses an elephant in a wool hat and sweater and tells the other scientists that it's a woolly mammoth.
• "Must be the distant relatives!"◊
• "Rookie..."◊
• They don't call him◊ "Snoopy" for nothing.
• "You had thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery so you could pick your nose?!!"◊
• "Wannabe..."
• Mongoose gag gifts◊.
• "Face it... stealthiness is not your strong suit..."◊