Funny / Negima The Abridged Series

• Yaoi sneak attack!
• Evangeline doesn't just suck Makie's blood, she sucks her blood sugar, thus treating us to the delightful background noise of a sped-up sugar-high Eva running around campus, laughing and gibbering to herself like a maniac, running up the wall, breaking tables and nomming everyone in sight.
• The recording session for Episode 8.
  "and then they all went like: WUODIDUODIDIDUOPDOOF"
• During the British-off in Episode 8:
  Negi: You can't fool me, Eva. You look like a young bird, but you're actually an oxygen thief!
  Eva: (Gasp!)
• Yue and Nodoka's entire scene in Episode 9.
  Yue: (in her usual monotone) So, have you f*cked his brains out or what?
  Nodoka: (squeaks and falls off her seat in shock)
  • This leads to a bet over whether Nodoka will spazz out again next time she sees Negi, and, naturally, an eighteen-second-long scream and fainting again when she does.
  Yue: (sounding concerned) Nodoka? NODOKA? ... I want my ten dollars.
• Setsuna really doesn't like Mana stalking her.
  Setsuna: Wow, that is a gross violation of my personal space, not to mention creepy!
  Mana: And that's why you're wearing a friendship bracelet made out of Konoka's hair.
  Setsuna: Hair? I'd never harm a hair on her head!
  Mana: (smirking) I never said it was from her head.
• The opening to Asakura Hour 3:
  Kazumi: Hello, and welcome to the Asakura Hour-
  Asakura Yoh begins his usual interruption but is immediately interrupted by Asuna.
  Asuna: Wait a sec! What the hell is this?! I thought I said no stupid questions, and all I'm getting is stupid questions!
  Caption: Would you rather be an ojicon, in an incest or cousin x cousin relationship or a plain shotacon? -magiaerebeakitty
  Asuna: What the hell is this?!
  Caption: Asuna why are you such a bitch -OtakuNick89
  Asuna: What is this?!
  Caption: Dear Asuna, have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like? -KainUltima
  Asuna: I don't even know what this is!
  Caption: Asuna, why do you deny your love for Nodoka? -AshtonElric
  Asuna: And what the f*ck?! All you people suck! You can't even ask decent questions! And for all those thirteen different f*cks out there who wanted to know, yes, I do have a chance with Takahata, and for the love of God, I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES! (cut to Asuna lying on the ground hyperventilating)
• At the end of Asakura Hour 6, someone writes to Nodoka suggesting she try writing people's names in her artifact book.
  Nodoka: Oh my Goddddddddd—