Funny / LEGO 2K Drive

• Much of the pre-race banter between Vikki Wheeler and Parker Carr:
  • "Gold Rush":
  Vikki: Parker, this must bring back memories of your own racing career.
  Parker: That was a long time ago. I left racing because they asked me to do something I just wasn't comfortable with.
  Vikki: What was that?
  Parker: They were going to require me to wear a helmet. I would have had to detach my hair and replace it with the helmet. That was on the first day of racing school. I just walked away.
  Vikki: I had no idea. That must have been difficult.
  Parker: I gave up my entire racing career, but I kept my dignity.
  Vikki: So, you never actually raced.
  Parker: That's hardly the point, but I would have.
  • "The Abduction 500":
  Vikki: Welcome to this contest of speed, daring, strategy, and high velocity drama. Where every turn could bring you closer to victory or drag you to the swamp of defeat. Where nothing matters but the win and failure means being thrown into the crushing, ripping, tearing jaws of mediocrity. Doomed to be forgotten to the ashes of time and space while the winner lives out the life you always wanted but weren't good enough to have because you never practiced hard enough on the piano even though you told your parents "Don't worry, Mom, I'm going to be a voiceover actress" and they said that wasn't a real job and now who's laughing, Mom? Yeah, that's right! I am!
  Parker: Would you like some water?
  Vikki: Thanks.
  • "The Big Butte Grand Brick Race", which takes place in the middle of the desert:
  Vikki: Welcome to the Big Butte Grand Brick Arena. I'm Vikki Wheeler.
  Parker: And I'm Parker Carr. This arena will punish drivers with sub-zero temperatures in a treacherous, snow-covered landscape untouched by civilization, a savagely beautiful world frozen in time.
  Vikki: Parker!
  Parker: Do you want to add something, Vikki?
  Vikki: Let me see your script.
  Parker:(whispering) We are on the air, Vikki.
  Vikki: Give me that! Here, take mine. Notice anything?
  Parker: There is no mention of snow...anywhere. What is going on?
  • "Cat Scratch Freeway":
  Vikki: I know this is difficult. She just needs time.
  Parker: I must have really hurt her feelings when I threw away the gift she gave me, but I didn't know it was a gift.
  Vikki: Well, I can see why she'd have said that was mean.
  Parker: What am I supposed to do with a dead bird?
  Vikki: Your girlfriend gave you a dead bird?
  Parker: No! Katarina, my cat. Left a dead bird on my pillow.
  Vikki: We've been talking about your cat?
  Parker: Yes. Why?
  Vikki:(quietly) Nothing.
  • "Runway Roundabout":
  Parker: Vikki, is there anything special you do to prepare for a race?
  Vikki: Ah. Vocal exercises, Parker. You know, like (singing) bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebeeeeee!
  Parker: Hmmm, I should try that. (speaking normally) Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Wow! I have never felt more ready to race!
  • "High Stakes":
  Parker: The rules of the cake-off sudden death log roll are simple and brutal.
  Vikki: That's right, Parker. If you fall off the log, you are dead. Figuratively speaking, although you might be.
  Parker: Your clothes will be stained green by the frosting as well and that does not come out.
  The producer tells them something.
  Vikki: It's a race?
  The producer tells them something else.
  Parker: That is the kind of note we need before the event, my friend.
  The producer tells them something else.
  Vikki: Really unprofessional. I need to speak with my agent.