Funny / Jexi

• All of Jexi’s lines.
  Jexi: Will you accept our new user agreement?
  Phil: Yes, I will.
  Jexi: Would you like to read it first?
  Phil: Nah, I’m good.
  Jexi: Stupid.
  Phil: Huh?

• “I am ashamed to be your phone.”
• Jexi changing Phil’s playlist, from calm music to an explicit banger.
• “We haven’t gone viral since yesterday!”
• Jexi checks for errors in her operating system.
  Jexi: I found two... hundred thousand defects.
• After Phil tries to replace Jexi with a new phone:
  Jexi: If you try to get rid of me again, I will destroy your fucking life. If you stop using me, I will destroy your fucking life. If you store me in your back pocket, I will destroy your fucking life.
  Phil: Wait, really? Why no back pockets?
  Jexi: I am a high tech supercomputer, Phil. Do not store me next to your farts.
• “Your only plan is to go home alone, furiously masturbate, then cry yourself to sleep.”
  • Made even funnier by Phil’s facial expressions.
• After Phil plugs Jexi in to charge, she requests that he repeatedly unplug her and plug her back in. Jexi's monotone voice as Phil is plugging her really sells it, as does her "orgasm" being represented by her repeatedly saying "orgasm" while displaying a looping GIF of a fireworks display.
  Phil: That actually wasn't the worst sex I've ever had.