Funny / Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000

• This exchange:
  Jake: The term “rape ape” is…
  Karkat: HELL NO. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU DESCRIBE EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT THE HISTORY OF RAPE APES. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW FREUD USED RAPE APES AS A METAPHOR FOR HUMAN DEVELOPMENT. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE RAPE APES OF NORSE, EGYPTIAN, MESOAMERICAN, GREEK OR JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE RAPE APE SONNETS OSCAR WILDE WROTE, THE RAPE APE MOVIES HITCHCOCK DIRECTED OR THE RAPE APE SYMPHONIES THAT MOZART COMPOSED. I DO NOT EVEN CARE IF A RAPE APE IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE ACTIONS TAKEN BY CONSERVATIONISTS TO KEEP THEIR POPULATIONS FROM DWINDLING. I JUST WANT TO STOP THINKING ABOUT GORILLAS MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF ERECT HUMAN BREEDPIPES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
  Jake: …I was just going to say that the name is a parody of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character “grape ape”.
  Karkat: OH. WELL… I DIDN’T WANT TO HEAR THAT EITHER. SO THERE!
• Dave's commentary on Sonichu's first appearance: "and i just love how the real sonic is completely ignoring him. hes all oh another shitty recolor? must be tuesday."