Funny / Jackpot

• As noted in a book of bloopers by Kermit Schaefer...
  Questioner: First you make a sale, then you open my drawers. What am I?
  King of the Hill: A hooker!
  (the correct answer was "a cash register")
• An awkward moment with a new Queen of the Hill:
  Geoff Edwards: What do you do for a living?
  Contestant: I'm a secretary.
  Geoff: OK, where at?
  Contestant: CBS.
  • Considering the show was aired on NBC, much hilarity did ensue.