Funny / Hit-Monkey

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• This dialogue between Hiroshi and Ito in episode one during Ken’s rally:
  Hiroshi: There aren’t enough spotters on that roof and the barricade is too close to the stage. What do you think?
  Ito: (Holding a drink) I think I hate working political rallies. And demonstrations. And rock concerts.
• While operating the remote controlled guns to assassinate Ken, Bryce briefly misremembers his password as “ass-man”.
• Bryce’s quip when the old woman Monkey fights gets sawed in two.
  Bryce: Alright, so which half do you wanna interrogate?
• After tailing the general to Ken’s funeral, Bryce protests. He compares going to the funeral of one of his targets to getting brunch with a one-night stand.
  Bryce: Your time together is over. I don’t need to eat French toast with you.
• In episode three, Bryce describes casinos as the result of the happiest place on Earth having a baby with the saddest place on Earth.
• Hit-Monkey and the other prisoners discover the Accountant has a plush little hideaway in his corner of the hellhole prison, complete with a soda machine and a pop art portrait of himself. The Accountant claims that it belongs to the warden, but the lead inmate points out the painting and how he would have had to sit for it.
• While the prison devolves into a riot, the rat Monkey saved earlier comes back to lead him to safety.
  Rat: (Subtitled) I’m sorry about earlier. I was about to chew off my leg and was in a weird mental space.
  Monkey: (Also subtitled) It’s okay. I was just embarrassed in front of my friend. (Gestures to the empty space Bryce is supposed to be)
  Bryce: (Unseen, in English) How you doin’?
  Beat
  Rat: (Pats Monkey’s paw) I hope you find the help you need.
• Akiko comes home as Monkey is in the middle of arming up with a shit-ton of weapons on the table. Cue her cat Bradley:
  Bradley: (Subtitled) There’s an uzi in my litter box.
  • Moments later, as Lady Bullseye is about to blow up the house.
    Bradley: (Still subtitled) I hate you so much.
• Monkey finding Bryce’s body in the snow? Dramatic and a little bit frightening. Snowy Owl’s comments?
  Owl: (Subtitled) You gonna eat that?
  (Monkey points his gun)
  Owl: (Flying off) Circle of life, asshole!