Funny / Harvest Moon: Animal Parade

• Once you get past the four bells, Perry will tell you that he hears stuff around 2 A.M. or so. He advises you not to come to the church around then. Naturally, you do. Going inside you'll see Perry, running out of the church like a maniac screaming for his life. But there's no ghost! It's just sad Harvest Sprite. His fear is kind of justified since he can't see them, but just seeing him being all crazy about it is pretty funny.
• If you marry the Harvest King the Sprites need to explain to him what a "smooch" is. How is this done? Colin decides to give one to Daren.
  • The same happens if you marry the Harvest Goddess.
• Lots of scenes with Luke in it.
  • There's one random event where he and Bo are supposed to repair something for Gill. He insists on making it EXTREME but Gill just wants it repaired and normal. Seeing Bo apologize for Luke and Gill just interacting with someone so crazy is kind of funny.
  • There's also his 7 heart event with Selena.
  Luke: (At the bar with Owen watching Selena dance) I'm breaking out, my heart's pounding, I'm sweating... Should I go to the clinic?
  Owen: Heh. Sounds like you're just lovesick!
  Luke: Really?! (blushes) But with who...?
  Owen: How should I know?!
  Selena: (Comes over to the table) Oh, I think you've got a pretty good idea.
  Luke: Whoa... The symptoms are intensifying!
  Selena: I do have that effect on men!
  Luke: Guess there's no cure, then. OK, let's get married!
  Selena: I'd love to... but are you sure I'm the girl for you? Dancing's my life. I'm not really good at anything else...
  Luke: Hey, no worries! I'm exactly the same!
  Selena: Uh, aren't a husband and wife supposed to compliment each other?
  Luke: Nah, that's overrated! We'll be cool!
  • There's also the scene where he introduces you to his baby, whose name is Lucy.
  Luke: Luke and Selena! Combine the two, and it sounds like Lucy! (your character laughs)
• Chase and Maya's 7 heart scene is pretty funny.
  Maya: (pulls out a shortcake) Chase, I baked this for you... <3
  Chase: (deadpan and slightly annoyed expression) You think I'm gonna eat that?
  Maya: What?! I thought you'd like it if I baked you a cake!
  Chase: No. Not if YOU baked it.
  Maya: Really?! I thought all guys liked it when girls baked them cakes! (blushes) ...Uh, well, how about this instead! (pulls out a blue feather)
  Chase: (still deadpan in light of being proposed to) ...A Blue Feather? Are you proposing to me?
  Maya: (still happy, blushy, and cheery) Yes!
  Chase: ...You've gotta be kidding me, Maya.
  Maya: (angry) I worked hard to find that Blue Feather! Grrr! What's wrong with you?!
  Chase: (blushes) It's just that I found one first!
  Maya: (surprised) ...A Blue Feather? What, are you just showing off?!
  Chase: No. Don't worry about baking. I'll take care of that... forever and ever.
• Toby and Renee's 7 heart event is also kind of funny, considering that he doesn't get down on his knee or anything. Toby just lazily proposes to Renee, who does a Double Take as she's realizing what's happening.
• When you reach 5 hearts (as a girl) with Kathy she'll come over to your house wondering if she should pursue Owen. Tell her yes and:
  Kathy: I should corner him and tell him? Sounds like a plan!
• When Finn discovers where the Red Bell has vanished to...specifically, that Chloe has been playing "kick the can" with it ever since she found it in the mine. He goes incoherent for a moment in shock, repeatedly insisting (in spite of the fact that you're the only one there who can even see or hear him) that it's not a toy, and eventually ends up in a completely defeated slump when you're sent to gather materials to get it unstuck from a chimney.

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